don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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