"it" just moved
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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