I'm jealous of your bromance
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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