dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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