Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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