i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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