3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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