In the future we'll all be gay
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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