I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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