You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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