And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
only if we run a train.
done.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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