I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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