ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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