The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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