margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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