So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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