I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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