The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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