it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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