She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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