I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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