If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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