I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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