I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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