I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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