on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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