just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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