and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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