week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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