Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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