There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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