I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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