She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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