Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am available for nakedness
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