We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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