I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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