i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I skipped work to stalk him.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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