He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
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i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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