Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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