That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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