That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize