I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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