i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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