I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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