What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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