We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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