We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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