i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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