Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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