shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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