Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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